I'm Bridget. Art school graduate with a fancy for cat pictures and stupid humor. This is my tumblr for silly amusements and stuff in between.
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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
“Would you like to add chips and soda to your salad for $1 more?” has got to be the most American statement I’ve heard in a while. Time to hop on my tractor with my hunting rifle and send the Blue Angels flying overhead. Shit.
I’m on my second stop of “New York I Love You And All But I Need A Break”. Eating elk and honey shopping (no, that’s not cute code for anything. Literally buying honey.) in Utah today.
Jocelyne Grivaud recreates Barbie as famous works of art, we love these!
Last night GPOY
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7ns:
Cats in space!
omg lookit them
they look so confused the little babs
ohmygod.
omg what
i want to do this
this is so fucking funny holy fuck i need to pee
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Friendship
I sat in her parked car in the taqueria parking lot, below lottery billboards and the Waco Denton sign. The sun was going down and bursts of little black birds showered across the warm gradient. Her car was like a vacuum to the tranquility of the moment. We had just spent the day relearning everything about each other and the bad news that is no more.
“Thank you.” I quietly said.
Sitting in the driver’s seat and fixating her soft stare towards the sky, she gripped the steering wheel and took a breath.
“No. Thank you.”
Peculiar pickles from the farmer’s market. Left to right- coconut, grape, red hot, apple.
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hypnokermit!
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOKERMIT
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And then there’s bird man. The gangsterthugass white boy with an obsession with birds.
